The Hash House
Harriers (HHH, H3, or simple “the Hash”) was founded in 1938 by British
officers stationed in Kuala Lumpur (KL), Malaysia. After duty, it was their
custom to congregate at the famous Selangor Club to quaff a few brews. One
Monday, one of their number thought he would take a bit of exercise around
the club track instead of indulging with us comrades. The novelty apparently
was infectious, and the group decided to hold a cross country run each Monday
evening to work off the excesses of the weekend. Afterwards, they would
gravitate to a local eatery they called the “Hash house”. They invariably
washed down their food with their favorite amber fluid. The group soon became
known as the Hash House Harriers. The runs were somewhat less than athletic
and were based on the old schoolboy game “hare and hounds”.
What happens during a Hash run is this. First,
a designated “hare” sets the run by blazing a trail with bits of shredded
paper, toilet tissue, chalk marks, flour, lime, or whatever. The pack follows
the trail, shouting “on on!” when spying a marker. Hares are encouraged
to play nasty tricks by setting false trails, which suddenly send the pack
in reverse. The object is to slow down the athletes by making them run further,
and to encourage those with more battered physiques who suddenly find themselves
in front.
Most Hashes meet once a week, usually in late
afternoon. Others meet less frequently (bi-weekly or monthly), and many
hold weekend affairs. As of 1994, about 1500 clubs were registered in over
140 countries. A complete list of all registered Hashes in the world is
available on the website:
Someone decided to start counting the runs after
a couple of years, and that is why Hashers’ T-shirts, singlets, headbands,
shorts, towels, and other paraphernalia invariably announce the Run Number.
KL’s Hash, known throughout the world as “Mother Hash”, is the oldest (over
2500 runs), but there are quite a few other venerable Hashes throughout
Southeast Asia, notably in Singapore, Jakarta, and Hong Kong. The hash has
spread in all directions, largely since the 70s, when it suddenly mushroomed.
The Hash is about 10% athletic and 90% social.
Some are for men only, some are for ladies (Harriettes) only, and some are
mixed. Some feature family runs. Often, sponsors are solicited for special
runs commemorating a special occasion of benefiting of a particular charity.
The manila Hash, for example, collected several thousand dollars for plastic
surgery for deformed children. Hashers are generally fairly “up marked”
people – businessmen and women, diplomatic personnel, and professionals.
Every Hash charges an admission fee, which pays for the beer, soft drinks,
and whatnot. The Delhi Hash, for example, uses its extra cash to throw an
annual “Hash Bash” in a large hotel. Madras stages an annual fancy dress
ball on the occasion of the handover of the Hash Horns to the incoming Mismanagement
Committee.
Special runs are celebrated by every Hash. This
could mean a club milestone (such as Bombay’s 100th run, which was celebrated
in the hill resort of Matheran) or certain national holidays. Argentina’s
Independence Day, for example, was celebrated in Medan, Indonesia, merely
because the hare that week hailed from Buenos Aires. Holidays of host nations
are another excuse for special runs, invariably featuring special T-shirts,
such as the Hyderabad Hash’s recognition of Bakrid.
Hashers have been banned in Moscow (disturbing
the peace), arrested in San Diego (jaywalking), and decorated in Thailand
(charitable work). A Hash pack in Malaysia stumbled into a guerrilla encampment
and later led police to the site. In Saudi Arabia camels have eaten trail
markers.
One item common to all Hashes is the “DOWN DOWN”
when the run is over. This is when the certain Hashers are obliged to drink
a mug of beer (soft drinks for teetotallers) while being vigorously serenaded
by the pack. This honor is commonly bestowed on the hares, newcomers, returnees,
departees, or anyone celebrating their birthdays, weddings, emergence of
offspring, and so on.
The one hard and fast rule of hashing is that
here are absolutely no hard and fast rules. Certain aberrances, such as
athletic prowess and abstinence, are frowned upon, but even there are tolerated.
In Abidjan, there are 2 hashes. The Abidjan HHH
was founded by Andrew Martin and Rick Hodson in November 1981. The Abidjan Classic Hash
was founded by Mike “Rajun Cajun” and Valencia “Juicy” Hebert in January
2001.
ON ON !