Here’s to them, they are true blue !
  They are Bastards, through and through
  They are Hashers, so they say
  Tried to go to heaven, but they went the other way

  Drink it down,
  Down, down, down, down,
  Down, down, down, down,
  Down, down, down, down,
  Down, down, …

  Why are we waiting?
  Why are we waiting ?
  Why are we waiting?
  So why, why, why?

  Why are we waiting?
  Could be masturbating …
  Why are we waiting?
  So why, why, why?

  Bastards !